glamour

This is the glamour of the commercial audition. Much like the viet nam airlift but with middle aged women wearing aprons and hair nets because they think it will give them the edge over the competition for the cafeteria lady part. I've been here over an hour so i...

What Do I Know

Email to current web client.Hello young internet moguls..I would like you two to mull something over. (No, I’m not going to suggest you don’t sell stuff. I think you *should* sell stuff.) Take some time to toss it around before even thinking about a yes or...

affect/effect

I shudder inside when people use language incorrectly. I’m sure I use words incorrectly but since I don’t know that I’m using them incorrectly I get a free pass. Sometimes ignorance is the best defense.Irregardless: my list of words/phrases that make...

from david lawrence

this is great:This is a dangerous email for me to send out.Why?Because I happen to know a thing or two about how to make money on theInternet, anorexia and I’m concerned that if I speak my mind and voice an unpopularposition, I will suffer at the hands of my...

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